TIM'S BOOTS Posting Page
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Cowboy quotes for you to read and use on your family and friends!
Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway.
He can’t throw a wet blanket.
Never walk when you can ride.
Never get up before breakfast, but if you have to...eat breakfast first!
He'll be all over that like a chicken on a June bug! (said in reference to any
kind of a good deal)
...to ride, shoot straight and speak the truth!
The best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what
is the matter-he's got to just know. Will Rogers
Whiskey for my Men, Beer for my Horses.
It rained like a cow peeing on a flat rock.
Save a Horse ride a Cowboy.
That beats anything I ever helt, felt or smelt.
From the "Virginian" -TRampas called the Virginian 'Son of a Bitch' the
response was "When you call me that, smile".
Never trust a cowboy, that can't lie to his horse.
He looks like he was put away wet.
Keep your fences horse-high, pig tails-tight & bulls-strong.
Keep all skunks, bankers & lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Don't corner something that would normally run from you.
It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Don't go milkin' your neighbors cow.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every trail has a few puddles in it.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about aint never gonna happen anyway.
Don't judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.
Don't fix it if it ain't broke.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, & a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If you really think you're a true person of INFLUENCE, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
My Hero's have always been Cowboys.
Just 'cause you put your boots in the oven, that don't make 'em Biscuits.
That'll be the Day.
There's a time in a Mans Life when he needs to Cowboy Up and Ride.
God Willing and if the Creek Don't Rise.
You got em right where ya want em Son.
As long as there is one man, pushing one Cow there will always be COWBOYS!
Cowboy Coffee - Strong enough to float a Horseshoe.
There ain't a Bull that can't be Rode and ain't a Rider that Can't be Throwed.
by: TIM'S BOOTS
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